I find it quite hard to understand what exactly it is about Aztec prints that makes one look somewhat.......sluttish. The cast of Jersey/Jeordie shore (whats the difference) should probably be held responsible for that one. I was able to wear this out..... in the day time.....to work! Lemmie give you the low down....
I don't usually buy body con skirts from the High street that cost above £20 because lets face it, after 3-5 wears/washes, they start getting all shitty and hideous, but this one really caught my eye. The length suitably counteracted the hoe-like print and behold produced a somewhat respectable me.
And by the end of the day.................
This happened right in the middle of the most used station in London, KINGS CROSS! I should have done the appropriate thing by jumping unto the train tracks out of embarrassment but you know me, I made a laugh out of it and limped all the way to the cinema to watch Magic Mike, bought granny shoes and headed home.
Zara will be getting a visit from me. Shit is about to get real.